Slowbeef

Slowbeef, the one true creator of lets play and also Retsupurae. Loves being called "Cumandante" or "Captain Cummies". He'll act like he hates it but he's just a funny guy like that. Keep saying it.

Trust me he'll think you're cool and grate.

Fatherhood in question?
Some fans have questioned his parenting. Rumor has it that he has abandoned his first child, Policenauts, in favor of a human baby. Sheesh!

Cheating on Character Generation?
Because his two human (not robot) children are unusually intelligent and funny, Slowbeef (aka Sleboufe) has been accused of bribing the DM for multiple rerolls on character creation. This has yet to be investigated.

Reception
Critics have been skeptical of Slowbeef ever since he became friends with the infamous Richard Nixon.