Highwang

The Wangmeister
highwang, also known as "soaring dingdong", "skyboner" and "aloftcock, is the ultimate benchwarmer commentator. his mastery of being chosen when no one else is available is unparalleled.

Notable Work
someone made a thread about him on 4chan apparently[citation needed]

i guess technically that's someone elses work but c'mon throw him a bone