Diabetus

Diabetus
The Big Man, Lord of the Sinless, Cool Dude and Assmachine... This sublime creature goes by many titles, for his valiant deeds are many as well.

The betes
He has the Betes, the disease of the Killer Sugars, which he willingly took into his body to avoid the death of three homeless, legless orphans who have cute kittens as companions. Only he is capable of this.

The Beginning
A man played a bad game, but insisted it was good, because he would rather lie and suffer Great Tortures than spit on the name of an innocent video game company. It was then when he was dubbed the Frog Man, an alias he uses to this day as the Man of Frogs.

Forgiveness
Diabetus is known for his Christlike ability to forgive wrongdoings (actually Christ is known for his Diabetuslike ability to forgive wrongdoings), examples of which are listed below:
 * Not vanquishing Tietuesday for claiming to be the 'Diabest,' despite being able to conjure all-consuming magical flame from one of his hands and both of his feet.
 * Appreciating Battletoads despite it continually trying to kill him over the years
 * Letting sinful mankind continue to persist despite not being worthy of the world (citation needed)